So you fancy yourself as a CTU agent or OC operative? Well you’ll need to prep yourself with these exclusive candleshoe tips to surviving 24.
Eyes only:
- Never refer to your desk as a desk. It’s a workstation.
- Answer phone calls by saying your name; don’t say Hello. No need to say Goodbye at the end either.
- Don’t mention middle eastern countries by name. Why alienate one when you can alienate the whole region?
- Don’t stop to think that drugging your colleagues may lead to awkward working relationships in future.