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What was wrong with Day 6 of 24

This post contains spoilers about season six of 24, in case you haven’t seen it yet. Here’s what I think was bad about Day 6 of 24.

Firstly, after a good start and a very exciting plot with the nuclear weapons, the series’ ultimate climax centred around a piece of circuit board. It might have been okay for an episode or two, but hour after hour was filled with dialogue about it, which was a shame because the characters concerned with it (Vice President Daniels, Karen Hayes, Tom Lennox and Lisa Miller) were first class.

Secondly: office romances. It just beggars belief that CTU people would have the time or the inclination to be kissing and cuddling during shift, let alone during a day like this.

Another problem is that there was too much exposition. Characters in any series, 24 included, do reiterate what has happened through their dialogue, to help fill in gaps for those who have missed episodes, but this season seemed noticeably worse. The way these recaps were spoken was also quite clunky, very soap-opera-like. How many times did Morris have to remind us that he helped terrorists under duress, or that he couldn’t forgive Chloe for lording it over him on one occasion? Again, because Chloe is an great character, seeing her engage in such inane chatter with Morris was a shame.

Lastly: Audrey Raines. Never allow this dull, watery character back into the show.

Having said all that I am looking forward to the next season to see how they change it in light of the criticism and ratings drop.

Surviving 24

So you fancy yourself as a CTU agent or OC operative? Well you’ll need to prep yourself with these exclusive candleshoe tips to surviving 24.

Eyes only:

  • Never refer to your desk as a desk. It’s a workstation.
  • Answer phone calls by saying your name; don’t say Hello. No need to say Goodbye at the end either.
  • Don’t mention middle eastern countries by name. Why alienate one when you can alienate the whole region?
  • Don’t stop to think that drugging your colleagues may lead to awkward working relationships in future.

24 Poetry

The following takes place between line one and line five. Yes, it’s candleshoe’s 24 limericks.

Tragic Teri

Poor Teri was never too hardy
Amnesia would make her go tardy
Confronted by Nina
She just hadn’t seen her
Rest in peace Teri and your grey cardy.

Alberta always

Alberta Green has a thick hide
To find out which officer lied
She’ll give them hard tasks
And if anyone asks
She’ll reply with a “request denied”.

Dessler diaries

While working adeptly with scripts
And retorting at Carrie with quips
‘Chelle watches her back
While she’s briefing Jack
On the phone during her toilet trips.

24 Quiz

You are in secure custody at candleshoe’s 24 Quiz bunker where you get to test yourself on the everyday goings-on in season two.
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