ANNE ROBINSON’S BANISHING SPELL

Many a Weakest Link contestant doing the Walk of Shame must have privately cursed Anne Robinson as a horrid old witch, but this takes the Cauldron Cake. In the 42nd annual list, so-called fashion guru Mr. Blackwell has named the presenter of The Weakest Link as the Worst Dressed Celebrity of the year. But his reason is rather magical.

hogwarts horror

Blackwell cursed the über-host with the following incantation: “[she looks like] Harry Potter in drag... a Hogwarts horror!”

...goodbye!

Were it not for the constraints of the Muggle world, Anne could zap those contestants voted off with her wand. “You are the Weakest Link... goodbye!” just before a puff of purple smoke blows them into oblivion. Or she could perform a transfiguration spell on them, turning them into something else. Like Nicky Campbell.